Nietzsche's Umbrella*

Burak, who has been unable to complete his doctoral thesis on Nietzsche and his music album for years, eats air and drinks hope, just like Hamlet. As an instructor of the course "Why do they pay philosophy teachers?" in the university’s philosophy department, his favourite speech is "I forgot my umbrella!" The meaning of the text, either closed or open, is like an umbrella standing on our heads. It is like an umbrella that we don't use, that has never been mentioned, that can be forgotten immediately, and that can be get rid of when it doesn't rain...